Vegetable High

When you get so incredibly stoned, that you lose all feeling of your body.

"Hey man, I just smoked 5 blunts."

"Dude, how are you not vegetable high?"

by OhNOxJRo May 19, 2012

tinder high

when you're getting a steady stream of matches, giving you that boost of self-esteem assuring you that you're probably not going to die alone in your parents' basement

Man I'm on such a tinder high right now, looks like I'm not going to be forever alone after all!

by blackmgic November 1, 2015

Brannock High

An utter shitehole full of slags, neds and policemen who show their dominance with showing their chest hair. Students to try “scrap the teachers” for stealing their “snout” If you’re considering sending your child here, please spare your child.

woman1: Sent my wain to Brannock High.
Ned: Die.

by The Bandits eh Wishy October 19, 2020

High School

A deathly place where intense autism and radiation seeps.

High School, where ALL the learning happens.

by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019

High Cyberlesterol

When a Windows profile gets clogged with useless data to the point that your computer is nearly unusable.

My computer is so slow every click seems like an eternity. I think it has high cyberlesterol

by Jay1ofmany July 7, 2018

The God High

A type of high experienced by smoking a shit ton of fake-bake that makes you think you're the only existing thing in the universe. Don't be surprised if you have a heart attack.

He stood still in his chair clenching onto his knees with the facial expression of a murder victim as he was experiencing the god high.

by Ellen Einsworks October 20, 2014

Hubble High

a word used to describe how high you are after smoking the best parts of the marijuana plant(Refers to the Hubble Telescope)

Maaaaannn, I'm like, Hubble High right now.

by The mother f-ing P February 26, 2009