Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.
by Deep blue 2012 December 07, 2009
Larry expects to get everything he wants, his way, right away. Susie can’t and doesn’t comply at all times so he threatens to sabotage her and cause her to either fail or defend herself. He’s constantly engaging in white woman fuckery to intimidate his white woman co-workers into catering to him. His white woman fuckery game is bullshit.
by YoLaughing September 18, 2018
A woman of color who repeatedly likes to touch little boys/girls with her hair weave. Then the "black magic woman" takes the little child back to her cottage in the hood to feed them chitlets and fried chicken.
Little boy- i was walking home from school today and the "black magic woman" to me to her place and rubbed her weave on me.
Parent- Did she feed you chitlets?
Parent- Did she feed you chitlets?
by ARandomBlackMan February 10, 2009
When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.
Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!
by basket o' chicken February 07, 2009
Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.
by weedmokers9999 September 06, 2005
A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
by NewtonEinsteinShakespeare December 20, 2020