Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?

Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.

Lennie- Okay, I won't try.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker

Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!

by _miraculous.girl_ March 25, 2021

Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

high pressure washing machine

a word created by rui kamishiro from the hit game project sekai colorful stage featuring hatsune miku!='=!'

rui kamishiro : HIGH PRESSURE WASHING MACHINE!!!!!

by Enananyanan November 14, 2023

the inner machinations of my mind

an enigma

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

by anguslazy November 24, 2024

Slot Machine

The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.

Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!

by pounderofanus November 21, 2022