an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.
by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 27, 2020
"Come here girl, I lick that dot off...Mmmm! What flavor is that? Strawberry? That's one tasty-ass dot, girl!"
by Dghguehoielkcfowp February 24, 2007
When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
by SmeariestMocha9 October 30, 2019
Asshole licking yay
One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.
One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.
by Death Menace December 10, 2022
When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
by Skazwozzer July 30, 2015
someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)
I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.
by skifreek July 10, 2011
When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023