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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
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Hooking in

He was hooking in to my girlfriend
by Badger245t January 18, 2019
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to hook up large

-to give extra rations to; pay special attention to; to spoil with surpus materials; to be generous; to possibly suck up
to hook up large-
waiter to kitchen staff-
"hey my girlfriend is downstairs, can you hook her up large?"
"Yeah man, we can give her an extra scoop of ice cream or something"
"thanks man"
by Sr Ackwardo February 25, 2010
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Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.
Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.
by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022
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