german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)

That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.

by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017

German chicken

Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life

Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken

Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man

by Fat bill November 30, 2017

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

Gẽrman

A backstabber. Was your best friend, WAS! Also, THE player.

Stacy: "Hey, have you seen Gẽrman late..."

Amy: (runs, at their fastest speed possible, away)

by JEt sKiiiiii April 22, 2018

geresoma

a beautiful person that always wants you to be happy. Has anger problems but can try to maintain them. Avoids drama as much as possible but some how gets in to drama. If you find one and date them never let go of that person

Geresoma is a person that deserves your all.

by piecute January 17, 2018

German

The most feared language among the swedes.

TOTAL AUSROTTUNG German lol

by Iupiter the WE-EB January 29, 2018

German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.

Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”

by megacheese69 May 4, 2018