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Chocolate Jesus

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.
by x96merrill3@hotmail.com December 24, 2004
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Jesus Christ

An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.
Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

or

In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !
by MDog221 July 15, 2006
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Dirty Jesus

much like the dirty sanchez, but yet not... more like the Dirty Jesus
by PabloHyde October 4, 2011
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pull a jesus

1. When someone accomplishes something in a way that seems miraculous.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.
1. They thought he died in that weird cloning experiment but he pulled a jesus.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.
by SabMaster February 4, 2010
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Jesus Chillers

Also referred to as "JC's"

1- Freakishly comfortable flip-flops, or throwback style moccasin type footwear that one wears when bummin' it. (Like the stuff they wore in biblical days)

2- That group of motivated religious types which inhabit every college campus, have weekly meetings under the same shade tree, and attempt to lure in unsuspecting students at the nearby soda machines.
AFTER A LONG NIGHT:

Skyler: "Yo kev, lets hit up some brunch"
Kevin: "Cool, lemme get down on my Jesus chillers"
Skyler: "tight"
by SDGofNEWPORT January 6, 2009
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Talking Jesus

The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
by AsianVision August 26, 2011
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Golden Jesus

Pure pharmaceutical grade heroin (diacetylmorphine).
The term was first coined in the autobiographical book `Candy´ by Luke Davies (and subsequently the movie `Candy´ starring Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish), when the character Casper (Geoffrey Rush) a lecturing chemist & sometime opiate user synthesizes his own `Golden Jesus´ (diacetylmorphine) from Panadine Forte.
by Chemgirl January 3, 2010
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