fish fingies

when you need to ask your manager for fish fingers

Mr. Manager, can you please buy us fish fingies?
Sure! My ever so hard working employee!

by DinosOnTrees August 17, 2022

mute fish

a Dumbass.

people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.

usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.

Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.

by AlgebraSucks March 09, 2010

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 13, 2020

Fish Head

Someone who has a memory like a fish.

R: Man, you are such a fish head!
Matevž: Wait a second, do we know each other?

by ruirui_D May 26, 2019

the trophy fish

the act of putting your fingers in a girls vagina and mouth and lifting her up like a trophy fish

meg: he lifted me up like the trophy fish he caught last weekened
howard: thats hot

by slayer23456738 November 23, 2021

Onlyfans Fishing

When a celebrity or any person with clout wants to use Onlyfans as a cash-grab for opportunistic reasons to lure fans to subscribe to over-priced content that ends up being pondering.

I'll just post a few of my half-nude Instagram pictures on Onlyfans. That's, "Onlyfans Fishing" - but they won't be able to tell lol.

by Agua4TheFrock February 28, 2021

fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

by LDKLDK December 15, 2019