failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.

"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....

by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024

Failer

A failer is an individual who has mastered the art of failure, elevating the act of not succeeding to a level of unparalleled expertise. This rare breed of person possesses an uncanny ability to turn even the simplest tasks into monumental flops, consistently achieving results opposite to those intended. While others may stumble upon failure accidentally, the failer navigates life with precision, transforming every endeavor into a spectacular fiasco. Their commitment to the craft of falling short is truly commendable, making them the inadvertent pioneers of underachievement.

The cocky dad came downstairs late, only to be third in the school drop-off line for his 10-year-old son, a true failer in the art of morning efficiency; as his son reveled in victory, "So now we see – his hate is greeeaaat."

by The One Forty Group January 9, 2024

failestine

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose

Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time

by Littleantukins January 31, 2024

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

failed project

A slang term meaning a trans person transitioning from female to male or male to female and the transition did not work out resulting in a failed transition/ the person having a combination of guy and girl characteristics but can’t tell which gender they are

Preetha: That girl Sheeba looking different now then when I last saw her in 2019
Jack: Yea she wants to transition to a guy
Preetha: She got the looks of a girl except for her hair being short
Jack: her transition didn’t work since she still has looks of a girl but her hair looks like a guy’s hair style so it’s a failed project.
Preetha: guess her way to hide it is wearing a mask
Jack: yea they do that a lot around here when they don’t look exactly like a guy or girl but a combination of both
Preetha: I understand now

by Mr India!!! (Aka Jack P) March 15, 2024

Failer

A "fake" movie trailer that sucks so bad that it fails on every level and should never have been made.

Man, did you see that video on YouTube that tried to convince us that there was a new movie coming out that had the Brady Bunch kids as Starfleet officers on the bridge of the Enterprise for the latest Star Trek movie? WTF, what a failer.

by Scooter McPooter May 6, 2024

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024