Evan

trash at fortnite

YOURE SO TRASH EVAN GET GUD CONSOLE PLEB

by Pseudonym1838281188 September 3, 2018

Evan

Gay nigga

Evan your so gay

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.

kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though

by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019

Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 30, 2024

Evan

Full time sick cunt.

"oh, look there's an Evan, just send it."

by Just send it, bruh March 6, 2020

Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"

by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018

Lewis Evans

Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.

“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”

“Yes!”

“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”

by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021