Ethan

HORNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

STOP TOUCHING ME, YOU'RE SO ETHAN!!!

by Adriel Pillay November 18, 2018

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Ethan

The Whitest Kid You Know, Usually Drives An Under-powered Mustang; and jacks off to pool and bdubs in his spare time

Hey Ethan let me get some spare change; let's race!

by iScyther12 November 27, 2018

Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)

oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.

by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.

Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!

by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018

Ethan Dolan

One of the most handsome 18 year old guys I've ever seen. He is cute and hot at the same time, he is sweet and lovely. He makes you smile when you're sad and his smile is one of the most gorgeous thing you will ever see in your life. I love this guy with every piece of my heart and he deseves to be happy. I hope I will meet him one day

"Who's Ethan Dolan?"
"He's one of the reasons why I'm still alive"

by EndlessBailey October 11, 2018

Ethan Ford

What a tool.

God your being a real Ethan Ford right now.
oof

by ya boi pepe October 19, 2018