Pet Detective

The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.

John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.

James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.

by Civics March 30, 2012

dethed

1. When all Marijuana has been smoked in a bowl, the bowl is "dethed"

2. See dead

"The bowl is dethed, wanna load another?"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Detroit Pete

A person who finds great pleasure in stealing things, car jacking, or causing problems with police officers. Could also be used for someone who can jump vey high or run long distances at high speeds.

Dante was known all over the projects for being a Detroit Pete.

by Kory Cutlip of The Minions June 11, 2006

sonik deth monky

ultimate ruler of all things wootiful

I am the Sonik Deth Monky!
You must all bow down to me.

by Sonik Deth Monky November 18, 2004

Detweiler's Paradox

Something that only one person would know the definition to. Anybody else would simply be scrollin around Urbandictionary.com and click on random stuff and read the first defintion to this word and be like: "What... The... Fuck?" and then they'd go hump (or ump) a teddy bear or something because the word Detweiler's Paradox is so erotic.

Nobody knows what it means, they only use it because it'll make them sound really really nerdy and nerds always get the girls as it was shown in revenge of the nerds when the nerds were looking at cheerleader's boobs.

Moral of the story is that ninjas are cooler than pirates.

Jason: "According to Detweiler's Paradox, the internal link between bigfoot and pirates is that both bigfoot and pirates can fly! Eureka!!! My overly enlarged penis is celebrating!"

Erin: "Hey Jason, you ever try decaffeinated coffee? You probably need to lay off the monster too."

Jason: "Don't worry I got that phrase from the inner bowels of my butthole. Otherwise known as Urbandictionary.

by Ninja J January 2, 2009

detroit bowtie

when u shit on a girls forehead after she brushed her teeth

i gave this one bitch a detroit bowtie last week

by Andrew Stuver June 14, 2006

detroit red wings

Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006