“Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”
by neverwyaed March 26, 2023
Get the Creativity Cleanmug. Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
Get the Freeze cleaningmug. Imagine toasty (High of Marijuana) - But even more servre, to the point where your constantly trollin' It's considered something only to be done on 4-20 but others dare to reach a level of highness, known to many as toasty clean
Marowki: "Dude, it's 4:16PM, do you have the 8 blunts we rolled so we can get toasty clean"
Chuck: "Yeah man, they're right here"
Chuck: "Yeah man, they're right here"
by Mopha September 3, 2007
Get the Toasty Cleanmug. by someone called the usefulness March 23, 2018
Get the very cleanmug. Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.
by bigbeasy August 22, 2025
Get the Clean Thompsonmug. by Bob Johnson6968653 February 5, 2019
Get the Clean roommug. One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
by boredom101 March 8, 2024
Get the Clean and Jerkmug.