Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

by Harry bartole May 26, 2022

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick

"That guy has chopped wood"

by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels

mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels

by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011

chopped and slopped

To have purple drank with ambien xanax and topamax

damn leny and morph were so chopped and slopped those bitch's was feelin like obligatos.

by leny&morph February 19, 2010

Chop

Another word for cigarette. However, a chop is often either sacrificed or put on the chopping block. Also, can be used as a verb. Chopping or to chop a cigarette.

Rick: "Ok i'v had enough man lets go to the chopping block. I need to CHOP!"

by Ludwig Von Chophouse May 4, 2010

chop chipper

One that chops the chip. Takes on many large projects and blasts through completion with mastery and innovation .

She's a real chop chipper, I don't know what our section would do if she left.

by stderr November 14, 2003