Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

Chinese backhand

Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.

"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"

by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019

Chinese-Panamanian

Someone whose grandparents or parents immigrated to Panama from China. Their children often live in Panama and speak Spanish.

Bruce Chen is a Chinese-Panamanian baseball player.

by FL_Gurl_99 August 31, 2019

Chinese cheese

Tofu

Let's get the stir fried chinese cheese

by Jagdtiger October 3, 2019

The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

Chinese Sam

Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.

Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.

by HarrisonHargravesisamadlad May 2, 2018