diction challenged

1) One who has no idea which words to use correctly in a sentence.

2) Someone who has never used and has no intention of using a dictionary.... EVER.

3) One who has no idea what Merriam Webster's dictionary is.

4) A serious lack of knowledge of the English language.

Dave is completely diction challenged.

by R.J. P.O.W. August 31, 2007

Jurisdictionally Challenged

When the prospects look dim for litigating in your choice of forum.

Partner: "You did the research, can our client sue here in Maine?"
Associate: "You're not gonna like this, but I think we're jurisdictionally challenged."

by GW1L July 20, 2008

dexteriterly challenged

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

chloe is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, unlucky.

by Sybarition March 20, 2008

greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.

Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009

Tube Challenge

The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.

Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.

by mullardo December 8, 2009

Colgate challenge

The act of pooping out a flaccid penis.

He fell asleep on top of me when he was done, I gave him the Colgate challenge and snuck out.

by jefeefefefe February 17, 2010

Excrementally Challenged

Constipated.

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

by smellanor_ September 15, 2010