Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?
Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.
Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.
by Dcom001 May 23, 2011

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023

A meme card is based on a card game called uno, Under the official Uno rules, when an Uno reverse card is played, the direction of play is reversed. If the play was going clockwise, it now goes counter-clockwise and vice versa and so it become meme which called "resist" or "no u"
Person 1: bro have you seen Joe?
Person 2: what's Joe? <--using Uno Reverse Card
Person 1: who's Joe* <still didn't realize he has made a giant no u mistake
Person 2: JOE MAMA (cannot resist by saying who Joe mama anymore)
Person 1:*think again of what he did in his life*
Person 2: what's Joe? <--using Uno Reverse Card
Person 1: who's Joe* <still didn't realize he has made a giant no u mistake
Person 2: JOE MAMA (cannot resist by saying who Joe mama anymore)
Person 1:*think again of what he did in his life*
by Ruser March 17, 2022

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

Forcing other(s) to be consistent with what the other's said, either/both to attack the opponent(s) and/or evading allegation(s)
Also known as: tu quoque fallacy
Originated from traditional Javanese proverb: ajining dhiri ana ing lathi /ɑ•dʒee•neeng deer•ee o•no ing la•ti/ (your words determine your self esteem)
Also known as: tu quoque fallacy
Originated from traditional Javanese proverb: ajining dhiri ana ing lathi /ɑ•dʒee•neeng deer•ee o•no ing la•ti/ (your words determine your self esteem)
If you playing the Lathi card, you're losing the argument and no one can save you, not even yourself
Remember: two wrongs ain't make no right/two wrongs don't make a right
Remember: two wrongs ain't make no right/two wrongs don't make a right
by Sir. B April 8, 2021

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.
by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Mandem 1: Fam how much were your kicks bro?
Mandem 2: A Face Card and a half
Mandem 2: 150?
Mandem 1: yup
Mandem 2: A Face Card and a half
Mandem 2: 150?
Mandem 1: yup
by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 17, 2019
