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gorilla boss

For that spunky boss given from the new Viking Employee that scares everyone... but has to deal with! Thank god for the grave yard shift....
I have a new Gorilla Boss.
by not me1123 June 18, 2018
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boss bitch

A baddie who doesn't take "no" for an answer!

PERIODT!
Maddy: "Omg Samantha is such a boss bitch! She doesn't take no for an answer."
Shanequa: "I know... i once said no to her and she shoved a rock up my ass..."
by thischerrypopped127 March 7, 2021
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Boss Bunny

(noun) derogatory term for a lazy or inept Boss Bitch

A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs

At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.

During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.

(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.

Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.

Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
Rupert Murdoch: Have you invested in Theranos? Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's the real deal!
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.

*based on true events

Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
by SpecsAndDecks January 19, 2022
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Now Boss

A local shopkeeper dealing with one customer, when he is finished he looks at another customer and says Now Boos.
That’s 45p and 28p, thanks Tony, Now Boss.
by Mrbute September 1, 2023
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Boss O' Beast

A Boss O' Beast is a word used by extraordinary tennis players when they are losing. It is highly offensive and is also something that should not be taken seriously if you are beating the player that called you that.
"Oh no Ellie we are losing our match! Go and grab the other ball from our opponent" said Lindsey *Ellie gets the ball* "Thanks Boss O' Beast"
by Sofabulouse19491 February 23, 2021
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Boss camp

A place where rooks and noobs go to become bosses.
RR: I just made a sandwhich for my girlfriend.

BB: Time to go to boss camp.
by LVLBoss December 2, 2010
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boss

Cool, bad ass, head of your employment, hard-core person
Im a boss!!! Thats so boss. Hes my boss.
by dougie dubb August 10, 2015
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