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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
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charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
by lump420 July 13, 2019
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thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race
by Nirotic December 19, 2018
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blast

Oh man, I'm totally ready to go blast my abs right about now.
by gangstasucka187 February 3, 2010
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Diamond Blasting

To come upon or gain financial status which was otherwise to good to be true.
"I guess we ballin' out, we diamond blasting'" - Nevr_A
by Nevr_A May 13, 2023
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gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.
I’m gonna gator blast her so hard when I get to Atlanta.
by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022
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