squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019
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south side beaver

A school full of ether preppy middle class kids who act rich or redneck kids that talk about hunting, fishing, trucks, quads drinking and partying. No matter who you Are, you'll most likely attend at least one Georgetown party and get drunk and most likely get chased out by cops because some parents called because there's never cops around. there's a lot of kids at south side who don't care. The teachers are vary chill and fun. You ether hate them or there your best friend there's no in between. The schools vary small everyone probably knows everyone's names in every grade above them and to 4 grades below them. 80% of the kids don't even listen to country but wear boots and jeans everyday. If you don't wear boots and jeans or at least look laid back your probably one of the snobby kids that everyone says they like but don't. Rumors get around the school fast. Teachers even know who's having sex with who who got in a fight with who. They most likely know everyone's personal life wheather they know them or not. South side is a family that likes to fight eachother but also defends eachother.
Person 1: we have a game against south side beaver tonight.

Person 2: you mean that redneck school thats talks shit on everyone?

Person 1: yeah dude. It's gonna be a close game or a fights gonna break
Out.

Example 2:

Person 1: did you hear what happend at the crick party other night?

Person 2: yeah! Those freshmen girls are dumb partying with those redneck boys that are 3 years older than them.
by Redneck736174 April 13, 2017
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Beaver Damming

The act of blocking a female’s efforts to hook up. Similar to cock blocking, but for women.
Samantha was trying to hook up with Sarah, but Karen was Beaver Damming her.
by WTF Wertz January 8, 2021
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Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.
That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.
by Blindlemon November 27, 2011
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014
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