Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
Get the Bastardmug. Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!
Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.
Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.
by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022
Get the Chubby Bastard Babymug. The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.
by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020
Get the bastard dazemug. A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
Get the Christmas bastardmug. Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!
I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Dangerous Bastard
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Dangerous Bastard
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
Get the Dangerous Bastardmug. by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024
Get the passport bastardmug. 1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011
Get the Cheekless Bastardmug.