Bastardism

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.

As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".

by Sazzy J March 27, 2016

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Basstard

A really dumb fish.

"These stupid basstards are just jumping into the boat! I don't even need my fishing pole!"

by Dave the Dark God September 16, 2017

bastards degree

The AIAA version of a Bachelor's degree.

I got me a bastards degree.

by Bastardddd May 23, 2018

Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

bastardtry

(noun/exclamation) what you exclaim or how you describe someone when they preform a "bastard" act.

"suck my nuts right now whore." "im eating right now." "that's bastardtry!"

bastardtry!

by farquadlittlebooty December 19, 2018