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Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?
by San Jamar August 7, 2022
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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
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Based

Based being a racial slur againts all skins.
by FartMonkey101 August 3, 2022
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Based

A adjective often used to compliment (or ironically draw attention to) an idea, a person, or group of people that display conservative or traditional ways of thinking. The opposite of “woke.”
Ben Shapiro is so based!

Jim supports the second amendment and wants to end the welfare state?? That’s based.

I realized church was based when they denounced pride month in support of the nuclear family.
by jt27 July 12, 2021
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Rounding the bases

When the runner loses a finger for every base achieved.
Rounding the bases is necessary for the game to play correctly.
by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017
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Based

When you don’t get “the Vox” just to annoy liberals
Alex: are you voxxed?
Pred: no, I don’t believe in it
Alex: based
by JesusMartinez-Muñoz April 8, 2022
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