Based History Month

Proper N. : “Based History Month”

•Alt-Right Holiday

Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.

“Chill with the liberal cringe shit, it’s Based History Month now faggot.”

Based History Month by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 6, 2023

first basexing 

Text flirting, not as far as sexting. Getting to first base via text.

"Dude, I met this girl at the bar the other night we made out and have been texting."
"So... you guys are sexting then?"
"Not that far, just first basexing right now."

first basexing by mizmavis February 6, 2012

massachusetts baseball 

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.

"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."

massachusetts baseball by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017

Upstairs Basement 

A place in a house where you keep bodies

Milly was in my upstairs basement

Upstairs Basement by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019

dick baseball 

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.

Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.

dick baseball by Rampaging Boner June 27, 2019

LED baseball cap

A baseball cap is a close-fitting cap with a curved part at the front that sticks out above your eyes.
when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.

"hey Margret guess what I purchased on wish last night"
"let me guess, a golden dick trophy"
"no, an LED BASEBALL CAP"
"WOW!!!"

LED baseball cap by Debra Biblooby August 28, 2019

Wii baseball 

The quickest way to get a sore arm besides from jacking off.

My arm is so sore from Wii baseball.

Wii baseball by 8tb39q4 g March 9, 2020