by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014
Get the Thick snakemug. A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.
"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
Get the The Dirty Snakemug. A person/ commonly a woman who is similar to Kevin Durant a snake a super traitor, aint loyal and the worst of all a super backstabber bitch. This bitch is worst than fame whore or racist whore name it. The bitch of all the bitch. Poor fucking woman. However this bitch is difficult to discern so good fucking luck.
Don´t ever go out with that bitch his a fucking Snake whore. She will stab your back real quick. She is the worst human being alive.
by F******ingshit May 7, 2018
Get the snake whoremug. When the perception of a situation or event is not the way it first appears, but has a much more serious and sinister hidden intent not readily apparent to a casual observer .
When a house burglary is reported by the owner, but when the police arrive to inspect, the clues do not quite mach up with a burglary, but look like the owner has "staged" a burglary for the intent of filing a false insurance claim. The detective might say 'I think there is a snake in the grass, with this robbery'
by MikeEcho June 6, 2018
Get the Snake in the Grassmug. After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)
by Alizrob January 12, 2011
Get the Surfing the Snakemug. Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake
by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021
Get the Blake The Snakemug. A girl who is generally attractive,who may or may not have a boyfriend and that you haven’t actually talked to in years bc she’s a bitch. But ever since you bought a DSLR camera she’s in your DMs quicker than a pig on mud or a fly on shit.
Could also be the girl who you regularly talk to, but upon finding out that you now own a camera, she makes plans to hangout and last minute says “oh and are you bringing your camera?!”
Could also be the person you literally haven’t talked to in 3+ years being all sweet and nice asking how you’ve been and how the family is then slides in with the “well I wanted to ask if you could take some photos for me and my fiancé?” Obviously expecting that life long “friendship” to get them some free photos.
Could also be the girl who you regularly talk to, but upon finding out that you now own a camera, she makes plans to hangout and last minute says “oh and are you bringing your camera?!”
Could also be the person you literally haven’t talked to in 3+ years being all sweet and nice asking how you’ve been and how the family is then slides in with the “well I wanted to ask if you could take some photos for me and my fiancé?” Obviously expecting that life long “friendship” to get them some free photos.
by ArtisticAvenues96 May 21, 2018
Get the Shutter snakemug.