Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016

Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.

I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.

by B.R.N. August 28, 2022

Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

non-human intelligence

"Non-human intelligence," or NHI, is a term commonly found in Ufology, and has no direct relationship with the computer science term "artificial intelligence," or A.I. Instead, the term "non-human intelligence" is used by ufologists to denote non-human entities of potentially (but not always) non-Earth origins (i.e., extraterrestrials) who clearly possess intelligence and technological sophistication. The term is also extended to any robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who either accompany or assist the primary (and presumably biologic) intelligences. Such robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who accompany the primary intelligences are also called "exotic technology" or "non-human technology" or even "non-human A.I." The craft or ships or vehicles in which the intelligences travel (in the accompaniment of their robots, and androids, etc.,) are called "exotic technical craft of non-human origin" or just "non-human craft."

The most important criteria needed before any technology can be called "non-human" is that it must be determined with utter confidence that the technology is not merely a specimen of top secret tech from either the US military or a foreign military such as China or Russia. Once it's been firmly demonstrated that "it isn't ours, and it isn't theirs either," only then can it be officially dubbed "of non-human origin."

The Pentagon denies that they have been in contact with non-human intelligences for many decades now. But the myriad government warehouses full of crashed UFOs and exotic materials indicate otherwise.

by Innocent Byproduct June 12, 2023

Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.

Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!

by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

Letters to human beings

you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that

youre older too
helps

you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend

you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know

from "Letters to human beings", p84-86

by Krkič January 7, 2023