Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Sight card

Future sight timeshifted card

Sight card designs can be real splashy.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

[Title Card]

A word used when referring to the hit television show, Title Card.

Man, this drink was so good I feel Title Card!

by ThisIsAnUrbanDictionaryAccount April 17, 2025

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025

throw cards

To throw cards: intention of chatting up a girl because she turns you on

Throw cards: Someone is throwing cards to a girl because she turns him on

by Live Drop March 18, 2017

The Gay Card

The Gay Card is something you give to a gay soccer team (France and Belgia) that likes to drink CockJuice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at noon with his 3. Time trans (Someone who for example was a guy and became a woman and the regretted it and became a man again)

WHAT THE FUCK?!? BELGIA SHOULD GET THE GAY CARD

by TheNonCacoDestroyer July 6, 2018