May 9th

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck

“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”

by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022

May 26

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022

May 29th

People born on this day are the most prettiest, most gorgeous, handsomest and most loyal people ever.

Oh, Look she’s gorgeous, she must be born on may 29th.

by noodles😍 March 26, 2022

May 29th

National be nice to your girlfriend day.

hey isaiah, that’s your girlfriend. be nice it’s may 29th.

by not420kait May 29, 2021

May 13th

National make out with Chiara day!

Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 12, 2022

Mai anh

If the world was ending, we would like to be close to her. His presence warms as much as Christmas wood fire.

Mai Anh is the best person than you can meet.
She will always make you feel like you are the luckiest person in the word.
She is what a single word cannot define, protective, benevolent, kind, attractive, if it could be just that.

Have a Mai Anh in your life to be the happiest people in this planet. She is your sun, if you are a tree. Your water if your are a animal. And she is your dopamine if you are tired.

Person 1 : Why are you smiling ?
Person 2 : I smile, because Mai Anh is with me…

by Mimi 🥝<3 November 21, 2021