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turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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Turtle Sippin

While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.
by Woodi101 November 23, 2010
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turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes
Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger
by TheDeadskull777 September 9, 2020
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Turtle’s Tail

The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.
Dad: Bloody hell! Who’s left this turtle’s tail in ‘ere!
by Dfsjdjdj December 5, 2020
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mine turtle

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `
mine turtles explode when you step on them
by marelized mapple November 18, 2019
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cloggerhead turtle

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.
Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.
by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010
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