Oh man, I have been Job Trolling the store down the street for a week now, I think I will get a job with them soon.
by Sandman-Ivan July 06, 2011
A lumpy, impish creature that watches you while you poop with its angry frown. Known to make quite akward, if eye contact is made, uncontrollable shitting will follow until contact is broken by the troll.
by Bigcitydawg March 22, 2010
the act of letting your toe nails grow without grooming for several weeks (approxamately 6) and partially through a sexual act,your female counterpart is bent over. in her anticipation of the insertion she is distracted, giving enough time for a full drawback of the leg. the foot is thrown forward in a kicking motion and with the assistance off the elongated toenails the foot is inserted in the anus.
by M. Bridget November 19, 2007
I picked up a trouser troll at the club last night and woke up at a motel in a bathtub of ice with a missing kidney.
by Knowyershit October 05, 2012
A form of guilt tripping, where someone tries to shame people for supposedly lacking empathy by falsely conflating their beliefs with the causes of various tragedies, on the basis of anecdotal evidence. Often used to stereotype entire groups of supposedly privileged people as part of a vast evil, inhuman conspiracy to keep the oppressed masses subjugated, especially in identity-politics and neo marxist circles. Also employed as a form of virtue-signaling
Idpollers constantly engage in empathy trolling on social media to milk political and social capital for themselves and their cause, out of tragedies.
by _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ June 26, 2018
The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.
by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014
by Martnera September 24, 2009