tooths

an auteestic boy's word for tooth

loong tooths

by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023

Toothpaste Crazy

To get cray cray on the menthol 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

"hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."

by Boris Johnson 9 October 29, 2023

Toothpaste Crazy

When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.

"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"

by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023

toothpaste boy

ralsei

too late toothpaste boy! I already ate the second cake!

by person personnium December 14, 2023

Tooty Giuliani

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.

Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'

by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023

Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 30, 2023

Toothbrushing

When two lesbians with a large amount of pubic hair scissor each other, like rubbing two toothbrushes against each other.

Lesbian 1: Hey wanna scissor?
Lesbian 2: Oh, I'm not shaved...
Lesbian 1: Me neither, nothing wrong with a little toothbrushing

by The Doctor Sex. January 11, 2024