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Soft

When you are so high on drugs that everything feels and seems softer then usual
Dam I'm so soft right now
by Sneebley January 5, 2024
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Soft Guy Era

SOFT GUY ERA- is a Man who accepts whatever a women calls him but realizes he is a King that is focused building his Castle (which is his Purpose) up until a Woman proves herself worthy to him to enter his Castle (Which also is his Pockets, Penis & Protection)

🤴💸🧎 ♀️💅🏰
Example #1

Women : I find u attractive & I see ur intelligent n go to college

Soft Guy Era Men : Appreciate it n yeah I do

Women : soo y didn’t u say nothing to me?

SGE Men : Look If u don’t have a bag or a gesture for me I’m not going for that, Have a Nice day sweetheart🤴💅

*LOL this b*tch just said I look good n found out I’m smart tf I’m coming to u fo?*

Example #2

Women : wyd?

SGE Men : heading to get my cut

Women : Ouu, I bet u finna look good make sure u send picsss

SGE Men : You not gone cash app ? Zelle or AP me…why are we still talking about it n u not gone send me money? **who tf is this b*tch* **BLOCKED**

Example #3

SGE Men : New cut ya see it

Women : Let’s go out I’m tryna take u out To Ruth Chris

SGE Men : I just paid for a $100 haircut do I look like Ruth Chris ( bare minimum place to eat ) a$$ n*gga?

Do u got a $1000 for my next cut? or Are u taking me out to STK?

Example #4

Women : * hits DMs * I’m gon be in Miami Next weekend? 👀

SGE Men : Ok? Have fun 😎✌️ if u don’t have any plans to take me to a steakhouse remove yoself out my DMs

Example #5

Women : * posts $$$ driving Benz * * hits DMs * Let me take u out on a date

SGE Men : Where we going?

Women : I got reservations..Steak 48?

SGE MEN : Ok cool we can get steak

Women : Okayyy meet u there boo

SGE : I’m here wya

Women : pulling up

Also Women : * pulls up in a 05 toyota camry*

SGE Men :* Walks out restaurant *

* we talk to b*tches that drives i8s * * b*tch go to hell **BLOCKED**
by Soft Guy Era Movement April 10, 2024
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Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
by Teleutaia February 20, 2010
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softe

pronounced 'sof-t'
a concept, a thing, or a person that is considered to be very warm, smiley, nice to be around, fluffy, huggable, ect
person A: Alfred Molina is so softe, i just wanna hug him
person B: goddamn it, yeah (• ▽ •;)
by back_from_whence May 5, 2021
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Soft Princess

He make that little girl all wet by touch her soft princess.
by PBPersonHG June 21, 2018
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Soft Boi Time

tiwbh stermaer :D
Person 1 - I watch Soft Boi Time
Person 2 - who even is that?!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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75 soft

When you're a little bitch and you fail 75 soft
cbass failed 75 hard so he's 75 soft
by RMR104 February 19, 2022
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