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Job Trolling

The act of repeating showing up at a bushiness to gain a job from them.
Oh man, I have been Job Trolling the store down the street for a week now, I think I will get a job with them soon.
by Sandman-Ivan July 7, 2011
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Seven-troll

A Seven-troll is a metalhead who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the slight possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Seven-troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal (They could be considered both hard rock and metal), that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs (which of course, they weren't), that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol (the drugs and alcohol alone didn't kill him, also Jimmy had a very minimal amount of the drugs in his system at the time of his death), and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies” (which they aren't). Their main point is Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Seven-trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most of these Seven-troll's have emo profile pictures. Seven-troll's also only listen to metal genres and they therefore have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to the hard rock genre.

Compliments of the “A7X – The Reverend Shall Neverend – A7X” fan page on Facebook.
A7X Fan: They're a good band, you just can't accept that.

Avenged Seven-troll: You're just a fat pre-teenaged girl who has no taste in music.

A7X Fan: Excuse me, I'm actually a nineteen year old man who has a VERY diverse taste in music. Thank you very much.

Avenged Seven-troll: Nope, You're still a fag.

A7X: -facepalm- You stupid Avenged Seven-troll.

Avenged Seven-troll: Fag.
by Admin ZD November 14, 2011
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angry troll

the act of letting your toe nails grow without grooming for several weeks (approxamately 6) and partially through a sexual act,your female counterpart is bent over. in her anticipation of the insertion she is distracted, giving enough time for a full drawback of the leg. the foot is thrown forward in a kicking motion and with the assistance off the elongated toenails the foot is inserted in the anus.
"I bet her ass really hurts, I delivered the angry troll last night."
by M. Bridget December 20, 2007
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Trouser Troll

A woman who is looking to get in your pants.
One who trolls for trouser snake.
I picked up a trouser troll at the club last night and woke up at a motel in a bathtub of ice with a missing kidney.
by Knowyershit October 5, 2012
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empathy trolling

A form of guilt tripping, where someone tries to shame people for supposedly lacking empathy by falsely conflating their beliefs with the causes of various tragedies, on the basis of anecdotal evidence. Often used to stereotype entire groups of supposedly privileged people as part of a vast evil, inhuman conspiracy to keep the oppressed masses subjugated, especially in identity-politics and neo marxist circles. Also employed as a form of virtue-signaling
Idpollers constantly engage in empathy trolling on social media to milk political and social capital for themselves and their cause, out of tragedies.
by _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ June 26, 2018
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Ice troll

when you are drinking something out of a cup and one (or more) ice cube(s) blocks whatever it is that you are drinking, causing it to miss your mouth and go straight down your shirt.
I got ice trolled this morning when the ice in my cup blocked my mouth, which caused the water to spill down my shirt.
by Eclipse036 February 25, 2013
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Roll Troll

Opponents on Farkle-Facebook who make vulgar sexual comments while playing.
by Martnera September 24, 2009
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