big boys breakfast

When someone receives two dicks in their mouth and also has both anus’s in contact with their facial region

Did you see Harriet in the spare bedroom tucking into a big boys breakfast?

by BJ1990 July 5, 2023

breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

by billfordjr March 1, 2024

Breakfast Club

Used to point out when a female is seen in public (gym, beach, restaurant, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc

Singular:
"Hey bro, Breakfast Club 2 o'clock"

Plural:
"The Breakfast club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025

Breakfast in Hobart

Cunnilingus. The Australian island state of Tasmania is a similar shape to the human pubic hair zone and has vast areas of untamed wild forest. Hobart is the capital of Tasmania, located south and almost centre on the island.

She is so hot, I just want to have Breakfast in Hobart with her tonight.

by Vigilante68 November 11, 2011

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021