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Toby Queef

Toby Queef made the song named Christmas in Afghanistan
by ChickenNoThanks July 8, 2023
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Queef

A fart that comes out of your kewchie
Bella queefed from her kewchie after she had intercourse with her dad
by Veganteacherwig November 16, 2022
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Queef

When yo fart rolls up your pussy lips SKSKSKSKJSSKSK
“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”
by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018
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Queef Louraine

Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.

Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
"Girls, so like i was with Tome last night and we did the Queef Louraine, it was so hot!"
by ManBabby June 17, 2018
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Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
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