by Mr.46 November 29, 2011
Get the two ton tessiemug. A person (Usually a female) who usually does not enjoy drugs, drinking, partying, or getting into any trouble. They don't like getting in trouble, especially in school. They sometimes can be quiet or sometimes they can be very outgoing. You will almost never catch them at a party. He/She may be a straight A student and a teacher's pet. Or sometimes they could be using the "Good-Girl/Boy" disguise and actually may be the complete opposite of they seem to be.
"I think she is using that goody two shoes look to trick us."
"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."
"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."
by Dweebofficial January 5, 2017
Get the goody two shoesmug. Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.
I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
by Bobski27 September 12, 2010
Get the two point conversionmug. When a male engages anal intercourse with a female and then ejaculates into the anus without telling her. The male then karate chops the female in the back of the neck and takes two steps to the left, causing her to shit uncontrollably.
"I tried to do the Indiana Two Step on your dad the other night but it didn't work."
"Yeah that's because you have to be fucking a girl."
"Yeah that's because you have to be fucking a girl."
by Skylar Guzman November 9, 2009
Get the Indiana Two Stepmug. Two extremely beautiful and sexual girls in their early twentys. Commonly known as lee and phoebe among close friends. These girls are very talented, attractive and very sexual dancers. They like the color pink, things that are sparkly, and cute boys with side bangs. A reality show based on two fine bitches is coming out soon...
lee: "hey look at that cute boy with side bangs"
phoebe "wow you're right he really cute"
lee: "hey whats up? do you want to go clubbing with us?"
cute boy: "I would love to go with the both of you because going with two fine bitches is just more sexual than one fine bitch!"
phoebe "wow you're right he really cute"
lee: "hey whats up? do you want to go clubbing with us?"
cute boy: "I would love to go with the both of you because going with two fine bitches is just more sexual than one fine bitch!"
by msmass June 27, 2008
Get the two fine bitchesmug. A phrase describing two individuals who have very little to nothing in common, in terms of personalities, interests, opinions and/or beliefs. A softer way to say that two people are generally uncomfortable in each other's presence and because of the resulting tensions are unlikely ever to get along or even be able to stand one another.
Dave doesn't talk to his father anymore. They're just two different people who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.
by D.S. Credito May 6, 2015
Get the two different peoplemug. A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
Get the half past twomug.