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Seven-troll

A Seven-troll is a metalhead who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the slight possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Seven-troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal (They could be considered both hard rock and metal), that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs (which of course, they weren't), that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol (the drugs and alcohol alone didn't kill him, also Jimmy had a very minimal amount of the drugs in his system at the time of his death), and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies” (which they aren't). Their main point is Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Seven-trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most of these Seven-troll's have emo profile pictures. Seven-troll's also only listen to metal genres and they therefore have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to the hard rock genre.

Compliments of the “A7X – The Reverend Shall Neverend – A7X” fan page on Facebook.
A7X Fan: They're a good band, you just can't accept that.

Avenged Seven-troll: You're just a fat pre-teenaged girl who has no taste in music.

A7X Fan: Excuse me, I'm actually a nineteen year old man who has a VERY diverse taste in music. Thank you very much.

Avenged Seven-troll: Nope, You're still a fag.

A7X: -facepalm- You stupid Avenged Seven-troll.

Avenged Seven-troll: Fag.
by Admin ZD November 14, 2011
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Job Trolling

The act of repeating showing up at a bushiness to gain a job from them.
Oh man, I have been Job Trolling the store down the street for a week now, I think I will get a job with them soon.
by Sandman-Ivan July 7, 2011
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angry troll

the act of letting your toe nails grow without grooming for several weeks (approxamately 6) and partially through a sexual act,your female counterpart is bent over. in her anticipation of the insertion she is distracted, giving enough time for a full drawback of the leg. the foot is thrown forward in a kicking motion and with the assistance off the elongated toenails the foot is inserted in the anus.
"I bet her ass really hurts, I delivered the angry troll last night."
by M. Bridget December 20, 2007
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Share Troll

A person who posts persistent negative comments about stocks and shares on boards and twitter.

This type of troll differs from regular trolls in that instead of attacking individuals, they directly target shareholders. They generally work in co-ordinated groups, have multiple identities and may be paid by a group of traders or a cartel. Their main objective is to spread malicious rumours in an attempt to get investors to sell their stock or create market volatility. There are several reasons for the emergence Share Troll activity but the main reason is to "shake out" investors in order to protect short positions. Trading rackets are known to protect their lucrative short positions by employing share trolls.
This company share is under severe pressure at the moment due to market sentiment. Many share trolls are out in force tonight on bulletin boards trying to get shareholders to sell up.
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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Troll Rehab

A place where dumbass's get sent after they spam or act like dickheads! Home of the retards!
Blogtv: get kicked go to troll rehab
by Jessibardi October 6, 2012
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Socrates Troll

A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
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Barn troll

A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.

I.e. slimans entire immediate family
Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll
by Dex Mccheeseyton August 21, 2016
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