Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

Touch bag

Do Coke

Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom

by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025

multi-touch

Multi-Touch:
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".

1) Dude, lets go multi-touch on this new iPhone

by Steve Witherspoon July 12, 2007

touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle

I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment

by RIZ EM February 23, 2025

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

somebody touch my SPAGET

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped

Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*

by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018