Hitchhiker Fart

An odor from an intense flatulent which follows the flatulator as they move.

"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".

by jon bausch September 12, 2005

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

fart

1. another werd foe *gas*
2. gas dat came out from d ass
3. another type of letting out gas is from the mouth. see word burp

ima fart on ur face!

by JeAnNiNe January 8, 2003

popcorn fart

The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.

by janedough March 5, 2008

fart touch

noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.

I can't give Michael the fart touch. He's got shields.

by the teej. November 9, 2010