shit-on-a-stick

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

by Denise December 4, 2003

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Throwing sticks

Throwing sticks- to finger, fingerbang, fingerblast, second base, tossing twigs

Chastity: How was your hook up last night?

MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.

Chastity: Oh really?

MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.

by TCaldwell December 30, 2016

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When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

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Story stick

To light a cigarette whilst about to tell a long winded story.

Ian had the best story to tell, so he lighted a story stick to begin the shenanigans...

by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

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final sticks

Cigarettes, only to be used by stressed out college students during final exams. With roots in the common phrase, "cancer sticks", final sticks represent the use of cigarettes as stress relievers usually to be paired with caffeine for late night studying.

"Organic Chemistry is stressing me out, i need to take a break and smoke me some Final Sticks!"

by Peter Samuelson April 18, 2008

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flip the sticks

A term used to descripe the possibility of playing video games.

person one: dude, im super bored.
person two: you know what we could do?
person one: what?
person two: we could rock some NCAA 09 on the 360.
person one: good idea dude, lets flip the sticks.

by J Rizzle 09 October 16, 2009

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