ScreenShit

Screenshit is when your on Zoom with your ass cheeks in the camera and then you take a fat shit.

"Teacher i just took a screenshit on my computer"

by Screenshit December 14, 2020

screensharting

When you done messed your Zoom meeting something fierce.

Dan is screensharting his presentation and his team has lost what little respect they had for him, if any.

by Troubled by the CSO December 15, 2020

screenosexual

a person, typically male, who can only experience sexual arousal when watching porn

Dave would always play porn when we were having sex, total screenosexual behavior.

by That.Guy456 January 14, 2021

screenwhoot

To beat your screen with a whip.

James: "Take a screenwhoot"
Alex: "Ok" *takes out whip"

by Soviet S3al February 6, 2021

Screenery

The view you can see behind the attendees of a video call.

I spent most of the call checking out their screenery rather than listening to what they were saying

They couldn't have thought much about their screenery before they sat there to join the meeting

Before you comment on my wallpaper you need to sort your own screenery out mate

Liking your screenery pal

by HA1L5 February 17, 2021

Screenwashed

When a person is unable to take their face away from electronics. Essentially brainwashed by to much screen time.

Look at today's generation to screenwashed to put a phone away for a day

by DontbeaSAB March 3, 2021

screenpecker

Someone who while driving a car constantly nods their head up and down (like a woodpecker) to try and look down at their phone screen and back up at the road.

Check out that guy behind us, he's a total screenpecker

by larynx82 March 4, 2021