Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

by BrownRecluse129 June 29, 2023

Infinity stones

The saying from a kid on a Fortnite match, asking if anyone remembers the infinity stones.

Does anybody remember the Infinity Stones?
stfu

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

Social Stoning

An updated version of the medieval practice of publicly throwing stones at people in town squares. Using Social Media to chastise, insult, and punish for alleged acts, comments, or political affiliations that don’t align with the Social Media user.

Social Stoning occurs when frustrated with ones political position, then socially stoned the individual on twitter and facebook to taunt then for not having similar views.

by DonnyKidd October 9, 2019

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Ross Stone

One bad mamma jamma, wearing pajamas.

Don't mess with him, he's Ross Stone.

by Omgawall January 16, 2022

Stone Bone

An erection achieved while high on marijuana

"Babe I have a massive Stone Bone right now lmao" Dom texted to his girlfriend

by Snowcial October 7, 2017

Stone

Stone is a type of boy who believes they have big dick energy. Only reason he was named this weirdly cute name was because his parents wanted to be edgy. When you meet a stone be nice to them, they may seem confident and out going, but we all know that they are suffering inside from this odd name.

Person 1 - “Hey did you see that stone boy? Really out going.”
Person 2 - “Nah its more like stoney he isn’t as confident as he seems to be”

by Chiquita_papaya April 17, 2019