golden state warriors fans

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.
golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources
by Murphy1144 June 03, 2019
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Hey stop! State police!

What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.
"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.
by Buddy Bestie September 06, 2023
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Gordonvale State High School

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.
What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!
by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019
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Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.
by Hydiin November 13, 2014
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Division II university just outside of Allendale, Michigan. Know for their division II sports programs and watering their lawns WAY to much.
My friend goes to Grand Valley State University.
by finalmage6 May 10, 2009
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A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.
Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.
by Drew Neitzel August 19, 2009
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