sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

sloppy cronkite

First used on the Daily show with Jon Stewart.
When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to finish says "And thats the way it was".

I'm sure you can think of a way to use it!
Sloppy Cronkite!

by Marvin L February 4, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007

sloppy woppie

a female that is busted from head to toe or non approachable.

We went to the club the other night and there were nuttin but SLOPPY WOPPIES in that bytch!

by zantar February 25, 2010

Sloppy Slav

Sloppy slav is a famous dj well known for performances at the biggest raves such as lovefest, edc, and together as one. Sloppy slav is also known as a badass bitch who can party. Girlfriend dont give a damn. As long as you son of a biscuits know how to party, she is down.

"Hey are you Sloppy Slav?"
" Call me slops, now hand me the vodka and lets bump it"

by kermitdafrogg February 3, 2010

sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

Sloppy Rocket

A sloppy rocket is phrase used to refer to the resulting bowel movement of drinking several cups of vegetable oil in a day.

Person 1: Vegetable oil. Won't hurt you to drink several cups a day. Good luck actually accomplishing that however.

Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?

Person 3: Sloppy rockets.

by maxrennexcarnate March 14, 2010