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sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
mugGet the sick puppymug.

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart
Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds
by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020
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Sick Jurn

A phrase used to express support for one’s choice, path, experience etc.

Typically used as a response to someone’s story.

Most often it is used in a sincere, endearing manner as a slight deflection of emotions as to make light of a heavy statement.
Jim: “....and after all that heartbreak, I told my dad I made centerfield so he should come to my games now.”
Frank: “sick jurn man haha that’s deep.”
by Constantine_Rubby December 25, 2019
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sick legit

"Seriously", "really", or "totally". Used mainly by middle schoolers. Appears to have something to do with "Bieber Fever", though the exact relationship is unknown.
There's actually sick legit going to be a new Bieber single!
by stormbutt June 20, 2010
mugGet the sick legitmug.

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense
I'm sick of your crap
by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024
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Sick boner

Harlen: Sick boner Tim!

Tim: Yeah bro, you like my new skate hey?
by saint217 September 5, 2021
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