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1 Guy 2 Spoons

A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.
Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?
by Arti_i June 25, 2024
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Kinky spoon

The act of spooning with the addition of leather and the occasional handcuffs.
"She's a freak man. We ended up kinky spooning all night"
by EdwardPenisHands2k16 August 13, 2016
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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
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twatty spoon

a vaginal muscle that scoops in a lot of dicks
Stacy's Twatty Spoon gets a lot of scoops
by jack_carig April 13, 2015
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dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.
Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
by Richard_69 October 26, 2017
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canadian bar spoon

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud
by dlovatz December 27, 2023
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pussy spoon

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.
by jayydeeeee April 5, 2015
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