Cunt Faced Cow

Someone, usually a woman, who puts someone else in extreme danger.

She nearly dropped me out of the air, the cunt faced cow.

by DogFlap June 08, 2006

Holy Male Cow

A creature most commonly found in the Philippines. This creature is holy in the muslim community because of the sound it makes. The sound has been describes as a sort of scream-ish laugh.

Can you hear that? It must be the crazy holy male cow! Everyone loves a filipino.

by everyonelovesafilipino July 09, 2011

Blue Cow Eatery

SPERMMMMMMMMMMMMM

you ah eating at da blue cow eatery?

yeas yeas. i eat lots of de sperm.

by DA MOLE! January 20, 2010

Knock-off cow

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

by Movie girl February 04, 2010

Milk the cash cow

First put into practice by a German exchange student. Meaning "to squeeze the breasts of a wealthy girl". More aggressive than fondling.

Did you milk the cash cow?

Yeah, she loved it! You should try milking a cash cow.

by Germarme January 15, 2015

Moo Cow Cookies

An original cookie base out of Freeport, LI. Originated out of the pure wub for the world, meant to be share and not to be withheld from the world.

OMG moo cow is bringing Moo Cow Cookies!

by Gbarr85 April 09, 2010

seven day cow

Something you milk all week.

Erin your birthday is not a seven day cow. You can't milk it all week.

by quasipseudo October 19, 2008