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Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.
I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight
by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025
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Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.
To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.
by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025
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Michigan Mohawk

When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.
"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
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Michigan turkey burger

A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it
"yeah, me and my girl tried out the Michigan Turkey burger last night"
by 🟩BPO🟩 November 18, 2025
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michigan cement

An unpaved road. The term origin ates from the low percentage of paved roads versus all roads.
I didn't plan my route well and ended up driving on a lot of Michigan cement.
by Rider Jack November 23, 2025
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Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree
“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed
by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026
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bug munching savages

Name given by peacekeepers to the participants in the yugoslav civil war in the ninties.
Those freakin Serbs/Croats/Bosnians who commited murders during the war are a bunch of bug munching savages.
by dr July 22, 2008
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