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Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.
I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.
by Tman2217 September 2, 2016
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danger money

Definition: Fictional and unattainable currency

Vanishingly rare (possibly mythical) currency invented by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt to pay Junior Doctors in England for their extra (but enforced) on-call work in lieu of real money.

Hunt famously let slip the existence of the near-fictional payments during a morning television interview where he appeared bewildered and unable to do even basic mathematics at 0715.

This lead to thousands of Junior Doctors attempting to supplement their soon-to-be-decimated salaries and lay claim to some of this so-called Danger Money. Their justifications took the form of a Twitter and Facebook campaign where claimants used the hashtag #dangermoney alongside a reason they felt they deserved some.

Economists estimate that if all the valid claims for Danger Money were paid out (even prospectively) the Treasury would be bankrupt before the week was out.
Danger Money : Fictional and unattainable currency

1) Accidentally calling a midwife 'nurse' #dangermoney
2) Handing the Rota coordinator an annual leave form 5wks 6days in advance #dangermoney
3) Guessing the renal function on a CT Request form #dangermoney
by Dr Sandman December 30, 2015
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Money Cuck

A person who is a cuck but instead of women they cuck you out of any available money which could of been yours and then claiming it for themselves
Man Jerry is a real Money Cuck I was trying to get extra hours but instead he explains that he deserves the money more than me.
by PPman711 January 14, 2020
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lol money

used in response to an unknown or uncomfortable situation. can also be used in rejection to a question or awkward statement.
person 1: "you're hell cool aye mate."
person 2: "lol money."
by itsciarashae March 21, 2017
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money hound

a person who does something for someone as a gesture of appreciation , and then says you owe me for doing it.Like saying hey I will wash your car, awesome thanks, after its done you owe me for doing that..money hound.
What you did a nice thing , now you a charging me, your a money hound.
by peoplewhotakeadvantageofothers February 24, 2017
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money butter

adjective
1.
of such excellence, grandeur, or beauty as to inspire great admiration or awe.
Something that is so awesome you had to combine the two most awesome things in life: money and butter.

synonyms: awesome, awe-inspiring, majestic, magnificent, sublime, glorious, superb, wonderful, marvelous, splendid, amazing, groovy, totally wicked, incredibly smooth.

It is noted that adding "straight" to the beginning of this phrase amplifies the awesomeness with the phrase "straight money butter"
"How good was the new Deadpool movie?"
"Dude, it was straight Money Butter"

"Sick"

awesome nectar wicked sublime wicked groovy incredible
by JJ coolio August 20, 2016
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Money Saver

One who does not need large quantities of alcohol to get drunk, hence they save money. This is a positive term to the negative term light weight.
Guy 1: Damn I'm hecka drunk right now. I'm such a light weight.

Guy 2: Nah dude, you're a money saver.
by EOD Splosion August 15, 2012
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