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Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.
I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.
by Tman2217 September 2, 2016
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danger money

Definition: Fictional and unattainable currency

Vanishingly rare (possibly mythical) currency invented by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt to pay Junior Doctors in England for their extra (but enforced) on-call work in lieu of real money.

Hunt famously let slip the existence of the near-fictional payments during a morning television interview where he appeared bewildered and unable to do even basic mathematics at 0715.

This lead to thousands of Junior Doctors attempting to supplement their soon-to-be-decimated salaries and lay claim to some of this so-called Danger Money. Their justifications took the form of a Twitter and Facebook campaign where claimants used the hashtag #dangermoney alongside a reason they felt they deserved some.

Economists estimate that if all the valid claims for Danger Money were paid out (even prospectively) the Treasury would be bankrupt before the week was out.
Danger Money : Fictional and unattainable currency

1) Accidentally calling a midwife 'nurse' #dangermoney
2) Handing the Rota coordinator an annual leave form 5wks 6days in advance #dangermoney
3) Guessing the renal function on a CT Request form #dangermoney
by Dr Sandman December 30, 2015
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Bake Money

Yo, Bake Money lit it up last night dawg.
by Thechef4722 March 8, 2019
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Big money

I’m not spending big money to go away with people I don’t like.

I don’t have big money like that
by Itaintmeppl July 28, 2018
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Money Madness

A person who will engage in almost any activity, frivolous or substantial, legal or not, in the pursuit and obtainment of money.

Another slang term for the phrase "Money Hungry."
My friend Michael has a severe case of money madness. Every time you see him he's always talking about hatching some scheme to hustle a dollar. But as bad as he is his girlfriend Donna's case of money madness is almost terminal!
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 28, 2018
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Money Cuck

A person who is a cuck but instead of women they cuck you out of any available money which could of been yours and then claiming it for themselves
Man Jerry is a real Money Cuck I was trying to get extra hours but instead he explains that he deserves the money more than me.
by PPman711 January 14, 2020
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lol money

used in response to an unknown or uncomfortable situation. can also be used in rejection to a question or awkward statement.
person 1: "you're hell cool aye mate."
person 2: "lol money."
by itsciarashae March 21, 2017
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